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NEW! Mega64 Version 1 Special Edition DVD

See where it all began with this 2 Disc set of Mega64’s original public access show! Now back again in this Special Edition package, this new set will redefine cinematography and entertainment forever! This set contains:

  • All five full half hour original Mega64 public access episodes!
  • New intros for each episode (NEW!)
  • Original 2003 Audio Commentary on each episode!
  • New 2008 5th Anniversary Commentary! Hear the crew and special guests cringe through their history! (NEW!)
  • Deleted episode, “The Code.” See an episode that wasn’t even good enough for Version 1! OUCH! (NEW!)
  • Deleted skits!
  • “Cat Pee and the Internet- The Mega64 Story” The old behind-the-scenes documentary, with new commentary track! (NEW!)
  • “Unusable Footage” A short selection of lost clips and raw footage from Mega64’s beginnings! (NEW!)
  • NEW INTERACTIVE MENUS (NEW!) (INTERACTIVE!!)

$18.95!

The TR1GG3R S3R1OU5!!! Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

I AM TR1GG3R S3R10U5 THE W0RLDZ GRATEST HAECKER AND I HAEV HAECKED THIS 0NL1N3 ST0R3 T0 S3LL MAI K00L THR3ADZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUY TH1S SH1RT AND SUPP0RT HAECK3RS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR D0NT ORD3R IT AND B3 A HAGM0 4EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR CH0IC3 BUT WH0 W4NTS 2 B3 A HAGGENSTEIN??????? NOT me

i hate my mom so much

$17.99!

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Penny Arcade Expo 2007 DVD Set

We recently found an undiscovered crate of DVD’s from PAX2007, the world’s best and biggest video game convention! So we thought, why not get these to you somehow, right?

This DVD box set contains the documentary “FanPAXtic!” filmed and edited by Rocco from Mega64! It also contains other memorable events, footage, keynotes, and cherished moments from PAX! See people play video games! Watch cosplayers be wacky! See interviews so interesting your skin will peel

Includes concerts from The Minibosses, MC Frontalot, Jonathan Coulton, and the OneUps!
BONUS: CONTAINS RARE WIL WHEATON FOOTAGE

CLEARANCE!! $10.00!

The Mega64 Podcast Campfire Shirt

 The Mega64 Podcast set, finally immortalized in shirt form! Just wearing this stylish black shirt with art by Kinuko makes you feel like you’re back at that secret forest podcast spot, eating Sabritones and talking about Lost.

BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a bag of hair! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

$17.99!

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WATCH THIS SWEET PROMO!

Mega64: Version 2 DVD
The thrilling new second season of Mega64 is FINALLY back in stock! This 2 disc DVD set contains:

  • Six brand new half hour episodes, continuing where the public access show left off! Tons of new and extended skits!
  • Audio commentary by Rocco Botte, Derrick Acosta, Shawn Chatfield, and guests
  • “Bullet Belt From Dracula - The Mega64 Story Part 2.” Behind the scenes of Version 2, and the crazy stuff that happened along the way
  • Deleted scenes: Watch the Mega64 crew get yelled at
  • Introduction segments from Electronic Gaming Monthly!
    …And a ton of other surprises, weird cameos, and music by bands such as The Aquabats and Freezepop!
  • Region free

Now with new Limited Edition Disc Art! Order now!

$18.95!

Sexy64 Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

Are you SEXY enough to join the first all-guys gaming league? If your answer is a resounding “yessss,” then order the official Sexy64 league shirt to join us! Finally back in stock after all this time!

BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a crumpled Mexican food receipt straight from Derrick’s pocket! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

$17.99!

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The Marcus “Whoosh” Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

 YO HEY WHATS UP HOWS ITS GOING. HOWS IT LOOKIN FOR YA. THIS IS MARCUS AND I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT IF YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND WANT TO FEEL MORE ATTRACTIVE BUY MY SHIRT. IT HAS ME ON IT SO OBVIOUSLY ITS SUPER SEXY YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HELP HER SELF WHEN YOU WEAR IT. SHE WILL BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE FRIED ON RICE. IF THAT DOESNT SELL YOU YOU MAY HAVE PROBLEMS THAT I CANT EVEN HELP YOU. I GIVE UP. LOOK EITHER BUY IT OR DONT I DONT REALLY CARE WHAT YOU DO I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT. AND IF YOU CANT APPREACHEATE THAT THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE STOP WASTING MY TIME. JERK.

OH YEAH AND THE SHIRT IS DARK GRAY WITH ME ON THE FRONT AND A SMALL MEGA64 LOGO UNDER THE BACK COLLAR SO TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT SON

COMES WITH A SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE

$17.99!

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The Paperboy Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

Tetris-Guy Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

Paperboys today don’t gleefully ride bikes through your neighborhood- They chuck papers while you sleep. But that doesn’t make the threat of grim reapers, mummies, and tire-rollers any less real. Finally- a shirt to commemorate the real threat.

Black shirt with art by Kinuko on the front, logo on the back, and sexiness all over.

BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get a grain of salt! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

$17.99!

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After years of demand, the Tetris-Guy shirts are finally BACK!

Celebrate and cherish Mega64’s legendary Tetris skit with this amazingly high-quality shirt with art by MrFart.

BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some melted Cadbury eggs! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

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The Mega64 Company Hoodie (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

 What is it about this this hoodie? Is it the shocking professionalism of the logo? Is it the eerily slick symbolization of Mega64 characters Rocko, Derek, Sean, Dr. Poque, Horatio, and Marcus? Maybe it’s their eyes? Yeah, it is. It’s the eyes. They’re spooky, look.

BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some loose Skittles! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

$32.99!

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Mega64 Classic Logo Shirt (WITH SECRET MYSTERY PRIZE)

The old school Mega64 Classic Logo shirts are finally back in stock after being gone for a zillion years! You can’t go wrong with these black, high quality shirts featuring the stylish and sophisticated Mega64 logo. Your brothers will love it.

BONUS: Comes with a Mega64 super secret random MYSTERY PRIZE! Maybe you’ll get a signed DVD! Maybe you’ll get a poster! Maybe you’ll get some stylish gym socks! YOU HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL YOU BUY IT!

$17.99!

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Mega64 Time! DVD Set

REVOLUTIONARY picture frame cover, this set contains:

  • A disc of every video game commercial ever made by Mega64 for no extra charge!
  • A disc of rare skits, convention footage, and other bizarreness!
  • Audio Commentary on almost every single video!
  • Bonus videos, featuring lost videos, behind the scenes footage, and more!
  • Perhaps some surprises?

Watch the trailer for the DVD here!

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